dash is dead im teleporting to the past
https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752
still thinking about wolf 21
the fact that people are actually for-real using threads is insane. is this what weve come to as a society? i remember a time when google tried to make their own version of facebook and it was regarded as so lame it was almost immediately a punchline. now META of all cunts is making its own copy of TWITTER of all cesspools and people are voluntarily joining??? whats next?? are we all gonna use bing and the windows phone too?? you people make me sick id genuinely rather us all go to the jeremy renner app
me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team
guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—
guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit
guard one: i killed jfk
guard two: he didn’t
me: guard two, if I asked guard one if he killed jfk, what would he say?
guard two: he’d say he didn’t
me: got it. now I’d like to ask you about some—
me:
me: wait what
man everybody acts like trans women’s segregation from sport isn’t like, a big deal, too. like every two years when a new olympics event rolls around we see the same articles being rewritten about how the olympics’ transphobia hurts cis people, but i’ve never seen anybody seriously call for trans women to be allowed in sport on this website. like it’s supposed to be a big deal that a few cis women are stopped from participating in the olympics every year but it is so normal to exclude trans women that this somehow is skipped in the discussion like, well obviously they’re never gonna let trannies in so why even talk about it when real women are being stopped?
we're in some form of worst timeline cause i can't get my mechs cockpit lanced thru by an ace pilot girl who says "forgive me" over the comms and then pulls the lance out and all my blood pours out like she pierced the side of a coke can
if life was fair girls would know exactly how to exploit the weaknesses of my otherwise invincible body and instantly liquefy me with brutal terrible force
there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower
must've been the animals
Peer reviewed and passed.
Woo Brain: "My home is haunted"
Rational Brain: "Most ghost phenomena is explained by infrasound and carbon monoxide leaks"
Wizard Brain: "Ghosts are made of infrasound and carbon monoxide."
the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme
butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building
like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself
Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"
Otter enclosure immersive experience...
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
The anime is called Daily Lives of High School Boys, for anyone who wants more of this kind of thing. And yes the entire series is like this.
Reblog graph of the day is: Wholly organic not reblogged by thousands of pornbots straight from the source butter
Holy shit it’s been reblogged 9 thousand times straight from the source.
I can never reblog that one post that's like "what fictional food did you desperately want to eat as a child " bc I had this dinosaur book as a kid and in the book there was this illustration of a T. Rex eviscerating a Triceratops and feasting on its remains and it looked like it was having such a good time with the triceratops carcass that I would have traded anything to be that T. Rex. And I can't just add that to a random stranger's post
I see how it is you can all post about cannibalism and blood drinking and it's cool it's normal it's ENCOURAGED even but I say I wanted to indulge in the absolute carnage of felling a 26,000 lb horned beast with my hands and then feasting upon the spoils of my victory as a child and suddenly IM the weird one
Everyone says they want a weirdgirl who is hot and strange and off-putting and then she says she's harboring a secret desire to be a Mesozoic superpredator from the late cretaceous and you all switch up REALLL fast
we need to destigmatize dropping out of college I am so serious. like dude if u realize that is Bad For You then you can just Leave. I am so fucking serious. just stop. there are other options and you don’t need to force yourself through shit you can’t do and go into debt. i promise you can just Not.
